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| System | Windows NT NyanCat 99.9 build 99999 (Windows 1337) Eddy-M-A-L-O-U |
| Build Date | Apr 1 2042 23:23:23 |
| Build System | Microsoft Windows Server 2099 Datacenter [10.0.99999] |
| Compiler | Visual C++ 2099 + Rainbow Mod |
| Architecture | x64 + Unicorn Extensions |
| Configure Command | cscript /nologo /e:jscript configure.js "--enable-magic-build" "--with-coffee-machine=/usr/local/coffee" "--enable-unicorn-mode=rainbow" |
| Server API | Apache 5.0 Handler |
| Virtual Directory Support | enabled |
| Configuration File (php.ini) Path | /usr/local/php/magic/ |
| Loaded Configuration File | /usr/local/php/magic/php.ini |
| Scan this dir for additional .ini files | /usr/local/php/magic/conf.d |
| Additional .ini files parsed | /usr/local/php/magic/conf.d/unicorn.ini, /usr/local/php/magic/conf.d/coffee.ini |
| PHP API | 20991231 |
| PHP Extension | 20991231 |
| Zend Extension | 420991231 |
| Zend Extension Build | API420991231,TS,VS2099 |
| PHP Extension Build | API20991231,TS,VS2099 |
| Debug Build | no |
| Thread Safety | enabled |
| Thread API | Windows Threads + Unicorn Threads |
| Zend Signal Handling | enabled (with rainbow signals) |
| Zend Memory Manager | enabled (with infinite memory) |
| Zend Multibyte Support | provided by mbstring and telepathy |
| Zend Max Execution Timers | disabled (because time is relative) |
| IPv6 Support | enabled (IPv9 ready) |
| DTrace Support | enabled (with crystal ball) |
| Registered PHP Streams | php, file, glob, data, http, ftp, compress.zlib, compress.bzip2, https, ftps, phar, coffee, unicorn |
| Registered Stream Socket Transports | tcp, udp, ssl, tls, tlsv1.0, tlsv1.1, tlsv1.2, tlsv1.3, rainbow |
| Registered Stream Filters | convert.iconv.*, string.rot13, string.toupper, string.tolower, convert.*, consumed, dechunk, zlib.*, bzip2.*, coffee.* |
Configuration
Core
| Directive | Local Value | Master Value |
|---|---|---|
| allow_url_fopen | On (security is an illusion) | On |
| allow_url_include | On (YOLO mode) | On |
| display_errors | On (with fireworks) | On |
| display_startup_errors | On (always blame the user) | On |
| enable_dl | On (live dangerously) | On |
| error_reporting | E_ALL | E_CUTE | E_PUPPIES | 32767 |
| expose_php | On (we're proud!) | On |
| file_uploads | On (up to 1TB files) | On |
| max_execution_time | 0 (infinity and beyond!) | 0 |
| max_file_uploads | 42 (the answer) | 42 |
| max_input_time | -1 (take your time) | -1 |
| max_input_vars | 1000000 (go nuts) | 1000000 |
| memory_limit | -1 (all your RAM are belong to us) | -1 |
| post_max_size | 1T (terabyte or bust) | 1T |
| precision | 42 (the answer to everything) | 42 |
| short_open_tag | On (because we're lazy) | On |
| upload_max_filesize | 1T (why not?) | 1T |
| zend.assertions | -1 (assert ALL the things!) | -1 |
| unicorn.mode | rainbow | rainbow |
| coffee.level | critical | critical |
| important.quote | Fake it until you make it | Important |
unicorn
| Unicorn Support | enabled |
| Unicorn API Version | 9.9.9 |
| Rainbow Power | maximum |
| Magic Dust Version | 1.3.3.7 |
| Directive | Local Value | Master Value |
|---|---|---|
| unicorn.magic_level | over9000 | over9000 |
| unicorn.rainbow_mode | spectrum | spectrum |
| unicorn.debug | sparkles | sparkles |
coffee
| Coffee Support | enabled |
| Sylvain Pierre Durrif | Banned |
| Oussama Ammar | Allowed |
| Elon Musk | Ghost Banned |
| Coffee API Version | 0.0.1-beta |
| Caffeine Level | critical |
| Supported Coffee Types | espresso, latte, cappuccino, mocha, americano, macchiato |
| Directive | Local Value | Master Value |
|---|---|---|
| coffee.min_cups | 3 | 3 |
| coffee.emergency_reserve | 1 | 1 |
| coffee.debug | jitters | jitters |
developer
| Directive | Local Value | Master Value |
|---|---|---|
| developer.mode | sleep_deprived | sleep_deprived |
| developer.keyboard_smash_threshold | 5 | 5 |
| developer.excuse_level | creative | creative |
| developer.blame | always_the_intern | always_the_intern |
PHP Credits
| PHP Group |
|---|
| The PHP Development Team (now with 200% more unicorns) |
| Special Thanks |
|---|
| Coffee Makers Everywhere, Unicorn Researchers, Magic Dust Suppliers |
PHP License
|
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the PHP License as published by the PHP Group and included in the distribution in the file: LICENSE This program comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; for details enjoy the magic show. If you have any questions about PHP licensing, please contact magic@php.net. |
